The Chronicles of Narnia

5:00 a.m. Woke up. I suddenly remember that I don't have to go to work today because I have no morning classes AND that my niece and nephew are already on vacations. Sweet Mother of Jeevus! I get to sleep in! And I go back to snoring.

5:15 a.m. Body wakes me up. If I don't get up, I will be surrounded by pee.

5:50 a.m. Legs are numb. So I fell a sleep in the bathroom again! So?! I try to get up but I cannot feel legs. If I don't get out it's gonna be mayhem if my mother or father want to go to the bathroom. Finally I manage to get out. The cat is waiting outside. She insists that she wants breakfast. It's too early, she has kibble in her dish... what else does she want from me? Water? She has water! There is no reasoning with her this early in the morning. I go to her dish and pretend to serve kibble. She jumps up to the table and starts munching.

6:15 a.m. Forgot to turn off the alarm.The radio station is on.

6:16 a.m. Too lazy to turn off the radio.

8:00 a.m. Mother wakes me up. Are you not going to work? I've already told you, NO! And I am not driving ANYONE ANYPLACE!

8:30 a.m. pee pee pee pee

9:00 a.m. wake up to see big dish of fruit. Mikuni is eating a grape. I eat the fruit and wonder what is my mother up to. Decide to clean room.

9:25 a.m. Get up. Decide to clean room and start preparing. I need music. I need... Glee...

9:30 a.m. Mother wants to know who gave me the cholocates on the fridge. A friend. Well, don't you EAT THEN ALL!!! They're BAD for you!! MOM!!! I am NOT eating a BOX of chocolates!!! Well.... here, have your alpistle milk.... I drink it with a popote...

10:00 a.m. Start cleaning room. Why is everytime I decide to clean room I need a big black body bag??? My mother insists that I should call my aunt caroline. I don't want to. My dad tells me he has a rash... as if I know what to do with it. Look it up on line. Dry skin. Get some sabila. We don't HAVE sabila... well, get some olive oil... Cooking oil??? No! Skin oil! No...I'll just put alcohol on it... or WINDEX!! Ok, then why the heck are you telling me about your RASH if you're just gonna take care of it by putting WINDEX on iT?? o.O

11:15 a.m. Do I smell food? My mother calls me down for Breakfast... o.O The cat follows me, telling me she hasn't had ANY food since LAST NIGHT.....

It's already two p.m. I have finished cleaning my room and my mother is cooking lunch while listening to Ventaneando. I really don't want to go give a class today, but the thing is that we're having an emergency drill and it's very likely that I will not give it.

Really? I want to just have vacations all day....


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