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Teacher Appreciation Week

One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings.  The curriculum is so much necessary raw material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of the child.  ~Carl Jung



This week is Teacher Appreciation week. In Mexico, we have Teacher's Day (May 15th) and usually we get invited to lunch or dinner by the schools we work at... o though it seems that the school I work at this year will not be providing with such luch/dinner. And even thought I know that I have quite a few flaws and I am still a newbie at this teaching thing, I want to give a big THANK YOU to all those teachers who have inspired me throughout this life. I hope that they gave the same inspiration to others as they did to me.


They say that those who can't do teach. I say, put all those people who CAN do in a room with eager minds with different needs and try to show them how to do those things you know how to do, then we'll talk. Teaching is more than coming day-in-day-out, give a class and off you go to get a paycheck. To me, teaching is pouring your heart and soul into a classroom and hoping that you have made a difference in someone's life. Teaching is listening to the needs of your students; it's opening their minds to the world of awe and wonder. It's making sure they understand the material you're trying to show them. A teacher is a guide... and there are a lot of people out there who don't deserve that kind of power.


There is a poem I would like to share with you. It tells everything I would like to say about what a teacher does. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did...


What Teachers Make, or
Objection Overruled, or
If things don't work out, you can always go to law school


By Taylor Mali
www.taylormali.com

He says the problem with teachers is, "What's a kid going to learn
from someone who decided his best option in life was to
become a teacher?"
He reminds the other dinner guests that it's true what they say about
teachers:
Those who can, do; those who can't, teach.

I decide to bite my tongue instead of his
and resist the temptation to remind the other dinner guests
that it's also true what they say about lawyers.

Because we're eating, after all, and this is polite company.

"I mean, you¹re a teacher, Taylor," he says.
"Be honest. What do you make?"
And I wish he hadn't done that
(asked me to be honest)
because, you see, I have a policy
about honesty and ass-kicking:
if you ask for it, I have to let you have it.

You want to know what I make?

I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.
I can make a C+ feel like a Congressional medal of honor
and an A- feel like a slap in the face.
How dare you waste my time with anything less than your very best.

I make kids sit through 40 minutes of study hall
in absolute silence. No, you may not work in groups.
No, you may not ask a question.
Why won't I let you get a drink of water?
Because you're not thirsty, you're bored, that's why.

I make parents tremble in fear when I call home:
I hope I haven't called at a bad time,
I just wanted to talk to you about something Billy said today.
Billy said, "Leave the kid alone. I still cry sometimes, don't you?"
And it was the noblest act of courage I have ever seen.

I make parents see their children for who they are
and what they can be.

You want to know what I make?

I make kids wonder,
I make them question.
I make them criticize.
I make them apologize and mean it.
I make them write, write, write.
And then I make them read.

I make them spell definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful, definitely
beautiful over and over and over again until they will never
misspell either one of those words again.
I make them show all their work in math.
And hide it on their final drafts in English.
 
I make them understand that if you got this (brains)
then you follow this (heart) 
and if someone ever tries to judge you
by what you make, you give them this (the finger).

Let me break it down for you, so you know what I say is true:
I make a goddamn difference! What about you?




















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Dia Uno: El Efecto Secundario

No puedo saber si los que vienen distintos son ellos o yo. Si mis alumnos cambiaron durante este periodo vacacional o si yo soy la cinica maldita que cambio para ellos. De cualquier forma, hoy fue el primer dia y luego luego comenzaron los problemas. Ya me las estoy oliendo, si mi nariz no me falla.

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ESL Webpages --- Coz We're Not Afraid!!!

I want to make these shirts for my teachers this year....

Anyways... This post is to mainly place some websites that I have found to be quite useful. They are filled with worksheets, flashcards, game ideas... all your esl needs.. well, maybe not all, I mean, you still need coffee, patience, and a LOT of candy to stand the headache that is students whose English is worse than those you find in a crack-addicted monkey... Seriously! I bet it is easier to teach THESE monkeys than the students I am comparing them to...  I hope the pages are useful... and if you have more, please let me know!

WEB PAGES

www.eslhg.com

www.eslprintables.com

www.englishadvantage.info/

www.breakingnewsenglish.com

www.teachitworld.com

www.free-english.com

www.examenglish.com

www.englishclub.com

www.esltower.com

www.esl-galaxy.com

www.macmillanenglish.com

www.usingenglish.com

www.eslflow.com

www.businessenglishonline.net
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Done!!!

After all this time, this is finaly done!! My page has been re-arranged, facelift and all. The background is in the spirit of the season --- and the banner! I think that was the hardest thing to do, as I needed some inspiration to do it... and I have to thank the "This is Halloween" song from The Nightmare Before Christmas movie.

So today was a very exciting day... well, actually the week has been nothing but a thrill ride. We start off on Monday, or as it will go down in Panda history as the day when my students decided that they could skip on their final presentation without me getting back at them. I had no classes all day because most students decided to go to this conference without warning me and then when I did have a class it was mainly presentations. I don't even know why I bother on telling them that they can choose any subject they want, they always hover back to the environment, animals, nature, or technology. But today, oh, today one of the girls decided that her topic was going to be talking about serial killer John Wayne Gacey, AKA Pogo the clown... It was kind of spooky, not to mention out of the ordinary and twisted! So, one for creativity. Then, another student presented a very good presentation about movies. It was good because he didn't read the entire thing and he spoke about the movie genres... o though I am in a moral debate because I don't know whether to comend him for this presentation or to kick his ass because neither Grease was mention in Musical, nor Star Wars in SciFi...

But Halloween is almost here!! I love this time of year! Particularly because of the food and the traditions that come with it. So, I will dedicate some part of this blog to post some stuff about Halloween... mostly recipes... and stories!!


From Reader's Digest, here is a wonderful recepie for Halloween Cookies! (gonna try to bake them this year!)
(http://www.rd.com/home-garden/halloween-recipes-cookies/article13777.html)


Cookies are a favorite for any occasion. Make these for trick-or-treaters, take them to a school or church bazaar or fill a tin for a neighbor. Add names to the ghosts to use at place settings. You can even use these cookie cutters to make special lunchbox sandwiches -- just cut shapes from bread and add peanut butter.

You Will Need
Halloween cookie cutters: BOO, EEK and ghost shapes (available from www.wilton.com)
Tube of black icing gel, to outline BOO and EEK cookies and add features to ghosts
Orange and black paste food colors to color dough

Royal Icing for ghost cookies (see recipe, Step 11)
Pastry brush

1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened
1 cup sugar
1 large egg
1 teaspoon vanilla
2 teaspoons baking powder
3 cups all-purpose flour
Egg yolk for solid orange cookies

What to Do
1. Preheat oven to 400°F.

2. In large bowl, cream butter and sugar with an electric mixer. Beat in egg and vanilla.

3. Add baking powder and then flour one cup at a time, mixing after each addition. The dough will be very stiff. Blend last flour in by hand. (If necessary add a little water to dough if crumbly.) Do not chill dough.

4. Divide dough into three balls. Set one aside and leave uncolored. Knead or mix orange food color in the second ball and black food color into the third. Cover each ball with plastic wrap and keep covered when not working with it.

5. For all cookies, roll dough slightly thinner than the cutter.

6. To make uncolored cookies, roll dough and cut various shapes.

7. To make striped cookies, roll sections of colored and uncolored dough together, side by side, and then cut out cookies. (They will look like the orange, black and white BOO and EEK cookies in photo, above.)

8. For the orange BOO and EEK cookies, use uncolored dough. After cutting out shapes, mix orange food color with egg yolk and "paint" cookies with pastry brush before baking.

9. Place cookies on ungreased cookie sheet and bake 15-20 minutes or until lightly browned. Cool 5 minutes, then remove and cool completely on a rack.

Recipe makes 3-4 dozen cookies.

Icing the Cookies
10. To decorate BOO and EEK cookies, outline baked cookies with black icing gel as shown in photo.

11. For ghost cookies, leave uncolored and add features with black icing gel or color white with Royal Icing made as follows:
3 egg whites, 1 pound confectioners' sugar, 1/2 teaspoon cream of tartar. Beat all ingredients at high speed for 7 to 10 minutes or until icing forms stiff peaks. To thin, add 3 to 4 tablespoons water, a small amount at a time until icing is the consistency of heavy cream.
"Paint" icing on ghost shapes with a pastry brush.

Recipe will ice 2 dozen cookies.
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October's Moon -- Saturday

I love this little histerical man typing... :D

It's Saturday... and I had a class this morning. My student number went from six to sixteen in the course of the day. But's that's alright; I had fun anyway and got to see all I had programmed. I need to come up with something awesome and fun to do next Saturday. I am sure my brain will come up with something by Wednesday (and come Friday evening, I'll be eating a pencil and dancing the hokey-pokey, you´ll see...)

Next week we have the visit from Chihuahua. That means that my boss will be on my tail about things that are not even in my list of "to do". I shall go unnoticed all week... or at least I hope I will. I am not too thrilled about that, don't care how much people keep insisting that this visit is good. I am still kind of pissy about the fact that I waaay behind on my schedule. True, true, I was the first one dancing all happy 'n' stuff when we didn't go to school back in September, but now is now and now I need one week to finish, week which I won't have.

I heard ne new Eminem/Rianna song. I loved it. I loved it so much I played it over, and over, and over on Friday untill my niece came to the room and asked if I didn't have anything else to listen to... or headphones. I have headphones... acfter hessitating for a while, she stood there, her hands on her waist, and said "please, put them on,"  in perfect english. I was so proud of ther that, just for that, I did.

I enjoy driving in the morning and singing songs I love that come in the radio aloud, then freaking people out when they see/hear me. I think that is one of the small little things that make me smile lately. It's a (fake, I know) feeling of being free that I cannot seem to be able to trade for anything in this world. Not even sex. I think I like driving more than I do sex... and it's not like I don't have some once and again, I still enjoy driving more. Could it be the adrenaline of running through the streets of what is now considered -THE- most violent city in the world? Kind of has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

I plan to do a overhall to this page. New banner (I have photoshop!!) and new bkground picture. I will download all the prutty things I need to do this... and maybe have it up and running during the week. Oh! I forgot to tell that we had the 1st meeting of the workshop yesterday... Oh! I forgot to mention the workshop!


I'm going to be part of a new literature workshop coming October 10th, and I am all excited about it. It's going to take place at the URN and the add for it will come out on tomorrow's NORTE newspaper. All giddy n all because we're going to have a blast and going to be  agreat workshop, I just know it!! I will post more details about it in my literature blog, A Panda's Notebook (pandanotebook.blogger.com) so, stay tunned!!


For now, I leave you with this week's favorite song...



Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright, because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie... I love the way you lie

I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now there's a steel knife
In my windpipe
I can't breathe
But I still fight
While I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right
It's like I'm in flight
High of a love Drunk from the hate
It's like I'm huffing paint
And I love it the more that I suffer I sufficate
And right before im about to drown
She resuscitates me
She fucking hates me
And I love it
Wait
Where you going
I'm leaving you
No you ain't Come back
We're running right back
Here we go again
It's so insane
Cause when it's going good It's going great
I'm Superman
With the wind in his bag
She's Lois Lane
But when it's bad It's awful
I feel so ashamed
I snap
Who's that dude
I don't even know his name
I laid hands on her
I'll never stoop so low again
I guess I don't know my own strength

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright, because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie... I love the way you lie

You ever love somebody so much
You can barely breathe
When you're with them You meet
And neither one of you
Even know what hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah them chills
Used to get 'em
Now you're getting fucking sick Of looking at 'em
You swore you've never hit 'em
Never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each other's face
Spewing venom
And these words
When you spit 'em
You push
Pull each other's hair
Scratch, claw, bit 'em
Throw 'em down Pin 'em
So lost in the moments
When you're in 'em
It's the rage that took over
It controls you both
So they say it's best
To go your separate ways
Guess that they don't know ya
Cause today
That was yesterday
Yesterday is over
It's a different day
Sound like broken records
Playin' over
But you promised her
Next time you'll show restraint
You don't get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave
Out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright, because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie... I love the way you lie

Now I know we said things
Did things
That we didn't mean
And we fall back
Into the same patterns
Same routine
But your temper's just as bad
As mine is
You're the same as me
But when it comes to love
You're just as blinded
Baby please come back
It wasn't you
Baby it was me
Maybe our relationship
Isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens
When a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is
I love you too much
To walk away though
Come inside
Pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity
In my voice when I talk
Told you this is my fault
Look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed
I'll aim my fist
At the dry wall
Next time
There will be no next time
I apologize
Even though I know it's lies
I'm tired of the games
I just want her back
I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to fucking leave again
I'mma tie her to the bed
And set the house on fire

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright, because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie... I love the way you lie
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Excuses, excuses, excuses...

Today I was reminded of that Kenny Chestney song... "so damn easy to say that life's too hard..." as I was giving my students the final notes for their TOEFL test experience.

The board read "Handling stress during test" and it had 5 points which we found to be key in their success. As we're going along the points, which featured keeping things under perspective, facing your fears, being prepared, stop making excuses and visualization, I was telling them about the fact that excuses are a way of us trying to blame others for our faliures when the fact of the matter is that the only ones who hang ourselves in anything in life is us.

So when test comes, I said, stop making excuses for your own faliures. The lights aren't too bright, the sun ain't too hot and you know the language better than you expect yourself to know. One of my students then said, "but the AC is too hot!" It's not, I said, and that's an excuse. "but it is! we cannot concentrate with the heat and I need it to be cool..." It's an excuse. Not all classrooms have AC and the one we have here is keeping it very cool for the computers to work properly. He got all pissy and didn't even bother to pay attention the rest of the class...

And we're talking about people in unviersity level here, not five year olds...

It's easy to make excuses for our faliures. It's easy to say that it's too hard or that the AC is too low, or that the noise in the stadium is too loud and we cannot concentrate. It's easier to blame those factors rather than to look deep inside and see what we are doing wrong to sabotage ourselves.

So, quoting Mr Chestney... 
So damn easy to say that life's so hard... everybody's got their share of battle scars... as for me, I'd like to thank my lucky stars that I'm alive and well..
 PS. I would like to take this opportunity to give a very big HURRAY because Mexico defeated France 2-0 in the South Africa World Cup. Gooo Mexa team!!
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Live from Juarez .. it's Saturday Morning!

Teachers of the world!!! (spice up your life!)
Every boy and every girl!! (spice up your life!)
Teachers of the world!!! (spice up your life!!!)
AAAAAWWWW!!! Shake it to the left (if you're having a good time!)


Okay, so don't shake it then...

I am writing this as the teacher group is taking the second mock exam in TKT. Module 2 has to do with lesson planning and material use/resource. The funny thing about it was that most teachers where making all these faces as if to say, "Psh! I already KNOW all this!!" and now that they are taking the mock exam, turns out that it's not as easy as they originally thought it would be.

Suckaaaas!!

TKT Module 3 also started and ended today. Module 3 has to do with teacher-student appropiacy in the classroom... and most of the stuff here is done by teachers in their every day practice. We just need to be reminded of what are we doing and what's the name of what we are doing.

TKT is in full bloom here in Juarez. I remember that a couple of years ago, this test was almost like talking about Alice in Wonderland and hoping to see the Mad Hatter not being Mad no more. But now, the TKT is reality and here I am, waiting for my 1st group to finish the test. This test is to certify English teachers; it's not the same to say "I know English" as to say, "I know how to TEACH English as a Second Language". We've found that out the hard way here in Mexico.

All of the teachers in this group are passionate about their teaching. They are taking this test not only for the curriculum value of it, but because they want to continue to improve their quality in teaching. Koodles for them! I hope that they continue in this path, and that they have the spirits to carry on with their students. Yes, even when I know that some of you out there read this and think "how corny!"




Good thing that we pandas do not need to certify ourselves as pandas. We're cute, smart, and adorable by nature...

..... and yes, we can be quite corny.....

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Retro Class

Even though tomorrow I don't have a day off (I still have to come), I am very happy because it's friday.

School was okay... no, wait. They promised hot-dogs and there was no hot-dogs in sight. So what gives? Now we're all out of hot dogs.. Oh! And then there is the RETRO class...

I found some transparency films that I could use for my creative writing class. So, I get all excited and giddy and stop by the main office to pick up a projector for these films. I told Carmelita, "Carmelita, today I'm gonna ask you for something few people ask nowadays!" she looks at me funny and says, "A projector?" Yes! She then points to the 3 projectors this school has. One has a BIG banner that says "Does not Work!" The other two even had spider webs on them! One did not work. The third one was okay, so I take this one to my class. First thing that comes out of  Mr. Mauricio (one of my students) is:

"What is this? Is it a retro class?"
Me: Nooo
Mauricio: ... why a projector then? Didn't they have canons?
Me: Yes, they had power point canons, but I need the projector because I'm going to show you something...

Everyone was looking at me as if I was as old as dinosaurs. Then came to mind a time when I took some of these transparencies in color and I was the oooooh!! wonder!!! Yeah, that was five years ago.

Five years! Has technology really advanced that much in five years??!! o.O
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Jutsu-Me

The university is organizing a comic/anime/manga convention. I think it's a very cool idea and the wheels are turning towards the goal. The convention is May 8th 2010, and the idea is to get all the artists together under one roof. There has been other conventions in Juarez aimed at the comic book phenomenon, but I think that the main thing here is that (a) is by a private university and (b) it will have funding ($$$)

Right now the design teachers and students are doing the logo, image, and the promotion things. My job here is to know all this and see if my friends (who are great artists) want to participate in the event. I have some people confirming their assistance. Others are still in "stand by". I hope that this goes on to be a great event.

Comic book culture is kind of new here -- and the city needs a bit of distraction from all the bad vibe that's going on around here.

So... Today Jutsu-Me is born. How will it go on, only the powers that be will know.

PS: When I have the poster/logo/banner to Jutsu-Me I'll post it here. The poster was made by Fabian for the 2006 ConFront
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Wednesday's Meeting...

Today was the monthly meeting with the student body and the Head Dean. As usual, the teacher had to be there because, well, just because. And, as usual, they handed out the diplomas for the best scores in the module/semester. But unlike other times, this time the meeting had a healthy dose of what to do in case a group of armed men come to school.

Apparently, some teachers here have been threatened by anonymous phone calls and some even have already left town. Since we're basically in the middle of nowhere, and the police and the Mexican Army take their own sweet time to show up whenever the panic button is pushed (WHENEVER they DO show, I should say...) the head dean implemented a safety alarm which makes the same noise as the school bell from our neighbors, the elementary school next door. Now, we don't know if the kids are out for lunch and the kids won't know if the school is in danger. I guess we'll figure it out along the way.

What I still don't get is how in the world did the authorities get the nerve to tell us that the best thing we have going for us is the numbers of people that might come out once the bell rings. Here's the scenario: the bell rings, everyone out of the classroom, into the main patio, out the door... and according to Proteccion Civil (the people in charge of the citizen's protection) this will scare away the people who want to hurt us, because they will see a lot of people coming at them.

O.o  Excuse me?

I think I speak for most people in that audience when I tell you that this idea is as clever as any Bugs Bunny cartoon I've seen. All we need now is ACME supplies and we're good to go!!

Unbelievable!
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Nothing worse than an unmotivated teacher

Today is Monday and there is nothing worse in this world than to come to school and teach a class when you have no desire to do so. Today was one of those days. I suddenly remembered my old mentors, particularly Federico Perez Casio, when he would show up in the mornings and announced that he wasn't in the mood to teach a class.

How much we dreaded those words coming out of his mouth! The class was then boring, tedious, and given the chance, he would go into a dictation rampage that would leave us with our hands sore. Now, as I look back at my class this morning, I think to myself, "my god! I am one of those teachers now!" I did not want to give a class -- somehow the class fairy has slipped away from my spirits today and thus enforced the "I will write grammar exercises on the board for you to copy" rule. It was boring. Even for me it was boring. Might as well just let them sleep while we were at it.

I hope tomorrow it comes with better intentions...




FALLING ASLEEP IN CLASS
by Kenn Nesbitt

I fell asleep in class today,
as I was awfully bored.
I laid my head upon my desk
and closed my eyes and snored.
I woke to find a piece of paper
sticking to my face.
I’d slobbered on my textbooks,
and my hair was a disgrace.
My clothes were badly rumpled,
and my eyes were glazed and red.
My binder left a three-ring
indentation in my head.
I slept through class, and probably
I would have slept some more,
except my students woke me
as they headed out the door.

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Devil's Dictionary

Hoy en mi clase de Idioma III leimos un pedacito de articulo que hablaba del libro "The Devil's Dictionary".

"A Different kind of dictionary.
Ambrose Bierce was a 19th century American author and journalist. His most popular book is probably The Devil's Dictionary, written between 1881 and 1887. Bierce's dictionary does not contain normal definitions - his definitions are funny and cynical..."


La tarea era hacer que los alumnos hicieran sus propias definiciones de este diccionario tan peculiar. Lo que escribieron pues... juzguen ustedes mismos...

Angelica:
1. Mirror: A kind of weird portal that when you sleep takes your soul.
2. Best Friend: A person who gives all her friendship but then she meets your boyfriend and she takes him off your hands.
3. School: A kind of jail in which you are in it and think you'll never get out.

David:
1. Apple: A company dedicated to sell technology that doesn't work after 3 months and is very expensive.
2. Microsoft: A company dedicated to sell technology that doesn't work -- EVER.
3. Computer: A gadget dedicated to make you obssessed for the rest of your life, with complicated programs and applications that never work correctly.

Jesus:
1. Money: It's something that makes you greedy and unhappy.
2. T.V.: Something that distracts you but also keeps you away from society.
3. Internet: Something that helps you when you've got homework but also you can find "illustrated information that can destroy your morals" (AKA: Porn!)

Daina:
1. President: The annonymus assasin who takes and wants your tax-money.
2. Friend: A person who falls in lovev with your girlfriend/boyfriend.
3. Mouse: My worst phonia and the worse plague in the entire world.


^_____^

Digamos que necesitan mas cinismo de su parte... tal vez sea la edad?
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Felicidad, Café y Galletas


Pues sí que nos ha sorprendido esta divina ciudad estas fechas. Nevadas, neblina, aguanieve, granizo y probablemente nieve otra vez. Yo estoy pillando de frío y mi jefe está pillando de coraje pero porque no habrá clases otra vez. Para la universidad eso se traduce a que los alumnos se hacen patos y no pagan y si ellos no pagan, ¿de dónde queremos que nos paguen a nosotros?

Pero al menos es café es rico.

La publicidad que se generó con eso del curso de T.K.T. ha sido tremenda. Es como tener un estatus de celebridad venida a menos. Y esto me trae a una historia que me gustaría compartir con ustedes.

Ayer fui a hacer algunos encargos por la ciudad. El último de ellos me llevó al centro comercial Misiones. Justo cuando estaba por estacionar mi vehículo, una camioneta de lujo abrió su puerta para que bajaran dos señoras y el joven que manejaba procedió a estacionar su vehículo enseguida del mío. Cuando salí, escuché un grito de alegría, "MISS RAINY!!!"

Pocos son los que me llaman así. Así que me volteo justo cuando el joven de la camioneta se baja con una sonrisa de mazorca y me abraza bien efusivo. Yo lo reconocí en seguida. Era Gerardo, uno de mis ex-alumnos del Instituto Campestre. Fue del primer grupo al que le di clases de inglés; él estaba en 6to de primaria y ahora está en 3ero de preparatoria. Estuvimos platicando un buen rato y me dio mucho gusto el saber que esta bien, que sigue insistiendo en ser músico y que sigue en contacto con sus amigos del colegio. No ha cambiado mucho. La señora -- una de ellas su madre -- se acercó a saludarme y entonces me dijo las palabras que tal vez sean lo mejor que me ha pasado en mi vida de magisterio:

"Ay maestra! Gerardo se acuerda mucho de usted y aprendió mucho con usted. Sabe? Mi hijo fue muy feliz en su clase..."

Y cuando un alumno se acuerda de uno aún después de casi seis años y te llegan esas palabras... son de esos momentos que sientes que te harán vivir feliz por el resto de tu vida.
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New Semester



A new semester is upon us. New students, new schedules, new everything. I find it very exciting but at the same time in fear of what "same old bullshit" is to come. Lots of things have come my way, some good, some bad, some I still can't quite know what the heck are they. But one thing I know is that life moves on and we have to be here to "take the ride"



So...TKT. According to what I have been told by the people who are coming to certify, (BTW, I haven't send in the info they asked for! BAD PANDA!!) it's the first time they come to Juarez. So, this is a big thing! They're very excited about it and apparently I'm the only one who got as excited about it around here -- but that's juts because the squirrel is not around. He would be happy. I need someone to get happy with me!!!

SIGH! I miss La Tenshi!

Birthday is coming soon. I accept gifts.

or candy... or at least a hollah!
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The Teeth Extravaganza

My dad can be a real wuzz when it comes to doctors...


This time, it was a tooth. And daddy did not want to go to the dentist because, hey, "Pandas do not go to dentists!" But then, turns out that his tooth started to hurt so bad that he remembered God in several languages and prayers. He said "I think I might have even confessed to crimes I didn't commit". So, with that said, I made an appointment for him to go with my favorite doctor girl in the whole-wide world, Eva.

Today was such appointment. And as you can see from the picture, he didn't wanna go. He claimed that he was feeling O.K. and that his tooth was not hurting. Then you saw his face and you can tell, he looks like a hamster who has eaten a big-ass nut and is keeping it in his cheek-pouch for when winter comes. So, after darting him with tranquilizers, I took him to the dentist. He needed an X-Ray because (even though I know my father has a PhD in Dentistry and assured the dentist that was nothing wrong and that all he needed was to have his molar pulled out) Eva said that she needed to see if the tooth was to have a root canal or just a massive cleansing. Out we came and went to get the X ray. Now, daddy has an appointment for next Friday. His tooth is under sedation, so it doesn't hurt that much. As they are going to finish with daddy that same day, I figure, maybe it's time I took care of my own teeth. So, I have the appointment to fix my front pearls that same day.

Ah! The COBACH kids had some what of a blast today (I like to phantasize about this and about unicorns and ponies that talk too, OKAY?) -- we played Yeopardy! (The Generic version of that show that has Alec Trebec in it?) and I used several categories for them, like "Biology" and "Numbers". It was fun the first three hours. By hour four, they were "But we're so tired!!!" Well, one of them turned out to be this kid who was in Jr. High way back when I used to teach in the 6th grade (yes, oh yes, I was once one of you my good people). It was fun to remember and to find out the "WHERE ARE THEY NOW" of my ex-alumni.

I just found out that my Gloria Trevi Video "Y Todos Me Miran" has been disable from YouTube... and just as I am typing this, I figured that I could have posted it here instead of deleting it from the site... I am such a ditz!!

P.S: My car's CD player has MIRACULOUSLY started working again. I think it's because it senses that the apocalypse is coming and it wants me to have a good time while we're at it.
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I've actually Won



I have learned that I have won the Mr. Teacher thingie... I was so excited about it but then I thought that maybe the fact that I live in Mexico might post a problem. I hope not. I really like the "I teach there for I am... poor" shirt... or the one that says "Darth Grader" that one is cool too..

Speaking of teachers, this is me with a camera. The one grading is my friend Angie, when she was grading the English I papers... music effects done by moi. I know, I know... never let a Panda have control of a camera.

Yesterday we went to watch The Watchmen. I have not read the "graphic novel" (name you give comic books and you don't wanna look like such a geeky adult buying comics) but I liked the movie. I thought it was too long, though. It came to a point that I just said "get on with the killing man!!" but the ending was good. I give it four Rainy Stars because the length of any action movie shouldn't be more than 2 hours... plus, the owl character was just hilarious to me.

The funny bit was that when we got out of the movies I couldn't get out of the building. Spent about ten minutes trying to figure out how the door worked --- the ELECTRIC DOOR... yeah, turns out that it might be time for me to get glasses.

We don't have class tomorrow. It's a national holiday. Well, not tomorrow: we have the Birth of Benito Juarez on the 21st, but the School Board of Education moved the date to the 16th so we could have a day off. So, school starts on Tuesday -- new school schedule because the afternoon class finished their module last Friday, so they start next week. 6 weeks of class and then nothing 'till August, at least in the Afternoon. I am torn into whether taking the English IX class so I can keep busy during May-June or not. Or maybe I should give the class to a teacher who is in need? Like, has three children, no wife and a mother to support? Something like that? What do you think?

I am preparing myself for the CENEVAL classes to. The School wants to embark on that journey and the only teacher with the experience teaching those types of classes is yours trully. CENEVAL means Centro Nacional de Evaluacion (National Evaluation Center) and it's basically a test people can take to credit high school (obtaining the High school diploma without taking a class), or any kind of bachelors degree. The test is not an easy task and many people who enroll into taking the test opt for taking a prep class for it. They also are the sole providers for the entrance exams for all the public universities and that's when we come in. The school wants to provide all the high school graduates a prep course so they can pass (or at least have a fair chance at passing) the CENI-II test. It ain't easy but it's a great chance for students to get the URN experience. We hope to get more students into our university this way.

Let's see what comes up with this brew.

PS: Didn't get shirt but got something BETTER --- Mr Teacher @ Learn Me Good send me a copy of his book. THANK YOU!!! XD
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Live, from the CompuRent, it's the Saturday Edition!

It's Saturday night and I am at CompuRent trying to update this blog as often as I can. I can now tell with out a shadow of a doubt that these computers don't look as cool as they did about three years ago. I love my laptop.

Today was a TKT meeting I had to do. Next week I have to pay for the test, but the teachers are gonna take it 'till May. I thought it might be a little more professional of me to tell them the news up close and personal. I was right. They were grateful. So now we have a study date from this saturday to the next and I need to get my mojo back on track. There is a good cahnce that the ITCJ is going to pay their teachers for the module (and we're talking about 20 teachers probably more) which means more work, hence, a pay raise.

Ca-ching!

But I can look ahead and look forward to a three day weekend. No class on Monday.

I wanted to go to this candle place today but I sort of rather go and tend to Angie. She's all bummed out that she has to move back to her parent's because she doesn't have a job and cannot pay for the rent in her place. It's a set back, I tell her, but if she looks at it in a positive perspective, she doesn't have to worry about the bills for a while and she can focus all her energy on to getting a job and continuing with her Master's.

So, it's Saturday... let's see what's on the Playlist!!

THE PANDA'S PLAYLIST




Today's playlist is brought to you by the fine people who invented mixed drinks in a can... you can now hammer yourself silly while driving without having to go to a bar and have the bartender take your keys... yeey...

1. Bad Girlfriend -- Theory of a DeadmanMy sister says this song is completely HER... which would be so awesome if she wasn't already MARRIED...

2. Possum Kingdom --- The Toadies
This is a sexy vampire song... I love the I would treat you well, my sweet angel... PLUS, I have a lust-on-going relationship with this man's voice...

3. Lost in Emotion -- Lisa Lisa
Because sometimes a panda needs her shot of cheesy 80's music...

4. The Blower's Daughter -- Demien Rice
If you're suffering from a heartbreak, please don't listen to this song because it will only depress you more. This song touches the fibers.. I like it.

5. If You Seek Amy -- Britney Spears
A stroke of genius from miss Spears. I love this song... love me, hate me, say what you want about me but all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek amy... hahahaha!!! I love it!

6. I kissed a Girl -- Katie Perry
I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT! THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHOPSTICK!! YESSSSSS!!!!

7. Miles Away -- Madonna
Miss Madonna has encapsulated my current situation with a dear friend... He'll always love me more, miles away... This song rocks, I don't care what others say.

8. Ticket to Ride -- The Beatles
I think that The Beatles need no explanation. The BEST rock/pop band there EVER WAS and EVER WILL BE.

9. I hate my Life -- Theory of a Deadman
I hate them hobos too...

10. I'll Fly Away -- Jars of Clay
I know, hum? Quite the shockign turn of events. This song is very inspiring to me. In fact, Jars of Clay is probably my favorite group to get inspired by.

Check 'em out! Tell me what you think... and tell me if you have a favorite song too...

Cheerios!!
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Poker Panda

Yes. It was a Saturday evening and this Panda got an invite to go and learn how to play Vegas-style poker. This Panda never knew she could be such an evil poker player. Pandas can be evil and good poker players and thus, make the dealer suffer with their keen bluffs. Then, the goat jokes were not absent. My friend Suky has this scarf that looks more like a half-burka than anything else. As I put it on, I suddenly became the Afghan Panda (no offense to Afghan people or to Afghan anything, it's just the way it is)... and I wanted to trade anything for goats... and then the lucky goat came into play and to make a long story short and witty, it ended-up being a hell of a good evening that ended with Suky asking me for condoms.

Yes, I have a box of condoms on the back of my car.

At three o' clock in the morning, it looked as if I was dealing drugs in the middle of the street.

That same day, but in the morning, my mother wanted to go to El Paso. To go to El Paso is programming yourself to be stuck in border-town traffic bridge for an hour, three tops. The purpose of going to El Paso was to go and see if they had good shoes. Because my mother is a woman, thus, cannot live without shoes. I dunno what happened that I became such a panda. Anywho, I took the opportunity to see if the mail room had, indeed, delivered my friend Paula's box and to deliver a letter to my friend Andrew, in prison. Paula's package was still there only God knows why (I didn't wanna go into details, but needless to say that I growled like I haven't growled before) and then I send the letter. Sunday morning, I found out that the letter I send was nothing more than an empty envelope and that the letter that I was to send was in my car... I just hope that the Jester 3 pen doesn't think I send over some Anthrax or anything like that. The least that Andrew needs is the suspicion that he's been receiving viruses across the border.

Plus, the way the economy is right now, I don't have the money to buy viruses on the black market, now do I?

(And even if I did, I have bigger fish to fry)

So --- where was I? Oh yes... Letter. So Now I'm thinking that there must be something wrong with this letter because this is my third attempt to send it and it goes astray.

Students from my two English classes had their presentations today. The morning group had the assignment to research about cultures. See, the book says "ask the people from another country about their culture" and since, well, we're in Mexico, we're all MEXICANS, and hence that activity would be kind of dull if everyone says "well... it's the same thing" (because they are all from this city. It would be cool if they were from another part of Mexico). Their presentations were of Thailand, North Korea, Japan, South Africa, Canada, France, India, Egypt, and China. I sort of expected images and cool presentations, but today I realized that these people have been deprived of their "let's make it pretty" factor... I cannot believe the lack of creativity they displayed! It was like --- ok, I'm gonna read from the screen and then I'm gonna ask if there are any questions and if you say no, I'll say no when you're presenting. I was pissed at them because they had two weeks to prepare it and they come up with dog do-do.

The evening class, on the other hand, had to present food. They're in their third level (the morning class is in their fifth level) so their English is poor -- they have a better disposition to learn than the morning class. Their presentations had less time to prepare (I gave them three days) and they did a great job. Plus, they got me and the rest hungry. V good kids -- V good!

Ay si! "Kids" The youngest amongst these people is 35.. (in the morning their ages range from 17 -- 25... could it be that their lack of enthusiasm to the classes they are taking is because they're young or is it because they're lazy or just because God wants it like this?)
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V Day Preview




Valentine's Day is the day when all those Super Bowl guys who paid no attention to their spouses and girlfriends can make it up


So, tomorrow is the V Day. When I used to work at elementary school, the V day extravaganza would start at midday and carry on 'till the kids' parents would pick 'em up at 2. And the teachers would be rolling in candy by the time it was over. Oh yes - the glorious days of Valentine's Day's candy/chocolate are now in the past, as university/college students won't consider bringing a little lollipop. I got one today, but it was so little I didn't even notice the flavor.

(Thank you, Miss Izza, for bringing yummy lollipop to me)

For this reason, my level III English students are taking their Unit 1 - 2 quiz. They take the quiz today, they have a relaxed weekend, and then on Monday they'll sing the not-so-happy song of "The Quiz was too hard!" They sometimes forget how good they are, you know? I mean, they do GREAT in the class, they do their homework, they participate, and they speak the language fairly good (at least they don't sound like an underpaid "Viva Hollywood" character...) But when quiz time gets here, they get nervous and I wish I could help them out but there are limits to my aid during quizzes.

I believe they will do great on this one. They've been a great bunch of people.



And what better way to celebrate V Day than to pre-order a very special gift for that special someone in your life, right?

Here in Juarez, we have solved the problem of thinking what to get that someone. Do you give flowers? Naah! They dry! Now about some jewelry? Naah! It'll get stolen! Clothes? Are you kidding? Chocolate? What if that someone is on a diet or something?

NO!! BEER IS THE OPTION!


That's right. Cerveza Victoria celebrates St Valentine's Day by offering their consumers the VALENTINE'S DAY BUCKET OF BEER! Door-delivered on Valentine's Day, arranged with balloons and all... 12 beers. What better way to say I love you?? Why be like all the other guys and give that person you love something everyone else already gives! No sir! Beer! Beer is the secret of love, romance, and a lot of guys and girls hooking up.

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It's like the Old West out here...




Ye Old boys were gunned down at the Ok Corral... sources say that maybe one soldier was killed.

Truth is that there was a rain of bullets between the Mexican Army and the Gunmen for Hire (one of many groups that have been killing people left and right in this town) over at the Pan American Interstate, a few hours away from Juarez.

I for one am glad to say AT LONG F-ING LAST! The Mexican Army is not just for showcase here! They're actually DOING something to end with these murders that go around shooting people at restaurants, parks, movie theaters, malls, and just about every goddamn place they want! Good! And oh! The "Kodak moment" -- a few days ago, the newspaper reported a note in which a 13 year-old kid captured the precise moment a person was being gunned down by these people... and the reporter (oh bless his putrid little heart!) gave name, address, and location of the kid and his friends... heck! He even did an "exclusive" interview with him! I mean -- HELLO?! Is there a BRAIN inside that noggin?



Looks-about-the-city



--- This kid is still amazed that his parents are too buzzed to even notice him begin his own little party... Holy Molly! They left a caguama for me!!!









---- This school is supposedly one of the most prestigious bilingual schools in the state of Chihuahua. Not only will they teach the kid to be bilingual, but they will also teach them the meaning of the word "TECHING"








-- WHAT AN OFFER!!! SCARFS!! FROM 40 PESOS! ON SALE AT 200!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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