"A Different kind of dictionary.
Ambrose Bierce was a 19th century American author and journalist. His most popular book is probably The Devil's Dictionary, written between 1881 and 1887. Bierce's dictionary does not contain normal definitions - his definitions are funny and cynical..."
La tarea era hacer que los alumnos hicieran sus propias definiciones de este diccionario tan peculiar. Lo que escribieron pues... juzguen ustedes mismos...Angelica:
1. Mirror: A kind of weird portal that when you sleep takes your soul.
2. Best Friend: A person who gives all her friendship but then she meets your boyfriend and she takes him off your hands.
3. School: A kind of jail in which you are in it and think you'll never get out.
David:
1. Apple: A company dedicated to sell technology that doesn't work after 3 months and is very expensive.
2. Microsoft: A company dedicated to sell technology that doesn't work -- EVER.
3. Computer: A gadget dedicated to make you obssessed for the rest of your life, with complicated programs and applications that never work correctly.
Jesus:
1. Money: It's something that makes you greedy and unhappy.
2. T.V.: Something that distracts you but also keeps you away from society.
3. Internet: Something that helps you when you've got homework but also you can find "illustrated information that can destroy your morals" (AKA: Porn!)
Daina:
1. President: The annonymus assasin who takes and wants your tax-money.
2. Friend: A person who falls in lovev with your girlfriend/boyfriend.
3. Mouse: My worst phonia and the worse plague in the entire world.
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Digamos que necesitan mas cinismo de su parte... tal vez sea la edad?
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