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I found ye old quotes and phrases collection notebook. It's like finding that old friend whom you've enclosed in a box and placed under the bed. Yeah, sort of like that. I also found those cheese poems you usually find on the girl's bathrooms here in Mexico... and my old cheers. Oh yes, my good friends: I was once a cheerleader.

.... Rah!


As I ponder on what's gonna be like next semester, it becomes even more clear that even though I've been at this for a very long time, the student's ideas on how to avoid taking a class are becoming more and more creative as years go by. For example, yesterday one of them came SWEARING to me that he had taken all the English courses and that the coordinator (me) had signed a letter passing him. He even had the letter signed and all... not by me, of course. I just looked at him, stretched out my hand and said "Hello, I'm the person who supposedly signed this nice to meet you".

You should have seen his freaked-out look. Priceless.

OR I also enjoy the kid who SWEARS he knows English and speaks it quite well. They always end-up sounding like that girl who sings the Mariah Carey song... remember? I mean, I don't know what language is that... but it ain't English...



Poor girl. She'll go down in the annals of history for this...

So... WHO'S GONNA WIN THE SUPERBOWL?

Go Cards...

I mean, granted, none of my favorite teams made it to the Big game (thank you Bad Luck Daddy!) but...

TOP 5 REASONS THAT I CHEER FOR THE CARDINALS

5. I like the pretty little bird.

4. Look at this bear and you tell me it ain't adorable!


3. I cannot pronounce/create cheer for that guy from the Steelers... you know, the guy who has the ball and passes it around and looks at the other guy's butt? Yeah! that one!

2. Kurt Warner's 6 degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon.

1. I would rather be stabbed in the eye with a rusty spoon than to cheer for the Steelers.

So... go Cards...

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The "What in tha'---" note of the day...


From The KISS-FM Morning Show Page

MEXICAN VOODOO ... The Mexican national soccer team is coming to Columbus, Ohio next month to play the American team in a tournament to qualify for the next World Cup. They haven’t won playing in the US for several years so here's how they're hoping to change things...

Mexican citizens are being urged to go to stores in their country and pick up American team voodoo dolls! They're hoping to cast a spell on the Americans before the big game.

--- HOW ABOUT JUST PLAYING GOOD SOCCER INSTEAD? HOW ABOUT JUST PLAYING WITH GOOD PLAYERS? SHEESH, PEOPLE!! IT'S JUST A GAME! They LOST TO SWEDEN!! I MEAN--- SWEDEN!
............... o though, the dolls are ADORABLY cute.......


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AND THIS IS WHY GOD GAVE RACOONS SHARP TEETH....


A RACCOON BIT OFF A PIECE OF A RUSSIAN GUY'S JUNK
... Last weekend, 44-year-old Alexander Kirilov of Moscow, Russia, was doing some heavy drinking while on vacation with friends when he came up with the unfathomable idea to try and force a RACCOON TO PERFORM ORAL FAVORS ON HIM!!!!

And believe it or not, the raccoon wasn't in the mood for a little interspecies action. . . and he BIT OFF a chunk of Alexander's UNIT.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” Alexander told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow. Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

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